Santa - Banta Hindi jokes

• Santa : Soch Raha Hun Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega?
  Banta : Kuch Bhi Nahi.
  Santa : Kaise?
  Banta : Sochne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
  
  
• Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
  Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
  Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..
   
• Santa: Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
  Banta: Main Un Logo Me Se Nahi, Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga
  
  
• Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gaya.
  Sadhu Gusse Mein: Aye Murkh Main Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun.
  Santa: Rukiye Maharaj Main Glass Leke Ata hun.
  
  
• Banta: Kya Hua,Yeh Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
  Santa: Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hun.
  
  
• Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usse Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
  Banta: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ??
  Santa: Dekh Raha Hoon Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai.
  
  
• What's The Difference Between Bus & Cycle?
  Santa: Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata, Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
  
  
• Salesman: Which Soap Do you Use?
  Santa: BABA'S Soap, BABA'S Paste, BABA'S Brush.
  Salesman: Is BABA'S An International Company?
  Santa: No, Baba Is My Room Mate.
  
  
• Santa: Mujhe To Aankhein Band Karne Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
  Banta: Acha, Kya Dikhta Hai?
  Santa: Andhera.
  
  
• Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi.
  Ek Admi Bola: Amma Mujhe Le Jati
  Do-Char Aur Bole: Amma Hume Bhi Le Jati
  Santa:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino, Amma Kya suzuki Kar Ke Gayi Hai?
  
  
• Santa: Yaar! Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Kyun Karti Hain?
  Banta: Isliye Ki Sharab Peene Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.