Funny Hindi Poetry

Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Udhane Ke Bahane

Hum chat par charhe patang udhane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne joh dekha yeh haseen nazara,
Jharu le aayi woh bandar bhagane ke bahane.

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Ek Larki Ki dua

Kasam se har larke ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jalaa dungi,

Ek tum hi rahoge is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi.

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Aap Jaise Log Humhe Kuch Khas Lagte Hain

Aap jaise log humhe kuch khas lagte hain,
Mann mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka,
Is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai.

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Kya Karoon Haye

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye,
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye.
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai.

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Apke Naam Kurbaan Kiya

Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya,
Aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya,
Waise o sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi,
Chalo fir bhi yeh sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya

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Jise Dil Diya

Jise dil diya wo Delhi chali gayi,
Jise Pyar kiya wo Puna Chali gayi,
Jise Ishq kiya wo Italy Chali gayi,
Majboor hokar Socha khudkhushi kar lu,
Par bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

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Kyun

Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.

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Laal Hote Hain

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
Na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
Tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai.

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Haathi Aur Chinti Ki Shadi Huyi

Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi,
Dusre din hi haathi mar gaya,
Chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya,
Aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

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Tum Haseen Ho To

Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi,
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi,
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon,
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi.

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25 Paise

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.

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Usne Mehndi Laga Rakhi Thi
Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi,
Hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi,
Issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi.

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Dabbe


Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh,
Uncle ne aankh mari aunty behosh.


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Mohabbat Mein

Janeman aapki mahobbat mein,
Kya se kya haal ho gaya,
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
Nahaye huye zamana ho gaya.


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Meri jindagi


Meri jindagi ek jua banke reh gayi,
Meri jindagi ek jua banke reh gayi,
Maine jise pyaar kiya,
Woh mere baccho ki bhua banke reh gayi.

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Wo pal bhi kya tha


Wo pal bhi kya tha,
Jab aap ko log kiss pe kiss kiya karte the,
Magar apki phooti kismat to dekho,
Us waqt Aap "HUGGIES" pehna karte the.


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Kabhi Hausla


Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye,
Bure Waqt Me Muskara Lena Chahiye,
Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To,
Aathve Din Achhe se Naha Lena Chahiye.


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Internet Ka Course


Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya.


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Woh aaj bhi hume


Woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hi kamine hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain.


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Ab kismat khuli


Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hui,
Ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
Par yeh MUMTAZ marti nahi!


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Kash
Kash tumhare chehre pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chehre pe, chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Chand to tum ho hi sitare bhi saath hote.


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